jigg is THAT judgmental.

A grandmother's job is to spoil her grandchild.

jigg’s parents have never told jigg that they love him; but they tell their grandson (jigg’s nephew) they love him all the time.

As long as there's a teen idol named Justin, my shirt will remain fashionable.

I had this shirt since high school. It's older than the teeny bopper.

I turned one of my old doodles into a Valentine's Day card. Nothing says I'm into you like "I'm all over you like fly over shit."

Follow these steps to print your own:

1. Download this file.
2. When you’re at work, raid your office supply closet and find some nice cover stock paper to print on. I have formatted the file so you don’t have to adjust your printer settings for irregular size paper. So a regular 8.5″ x 11″, 100lb cover would work very nicely.
3. Print the file you downloaded in Step 1.  In your print setting, select “none” in the page scaling option.
4. Cut along the line.
5. Fold the cards in half.
6. Distribute.  Please note that final product yields two cards to double your chances of finding a Valentine.

Note: My card pictured above is 5.5″ by 4″ because that’s the only card stock I have lying around.  I also have this and a few other designs for sale if you’re interested: $2 each. Contact me at hello@sharingblankets.com.

Never underestimate how loud Chinese people can be.